Easiest way to tell a guy isn't married

[Wmorgan]

His kitchen looks like this ?

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The martini glass is the cherry!!

 

[Timmy!]

I am currently using a table her parents restored back in the day in my finished basement. I am constantly being asked to move that stuff out to the garage, and you are going to ruin that table. No heat and humidity I say love to, cant and I have the table covered it's fine.