Grammar (or lack thereof)

[Captain Dirt]

I'll just put this out there. Can I be the designated Grammar Nazi?
When I read some of these threads, my OCD kicks in and my eyes start twitching.

For example, I could reply with "*You're" when it's used incorrectly.

Let me know what you guys think, but please use the correct spelling.

Thank you for your attention to this important matter.

 

[m0nk444]

I yous two worry bout it but I don't know mores

 

[TraverseCity420]

Don't be that guy...

 

[Captain Dirt]

I yous two worry bout it but I don't know mores

 

[Captain Dirt]

I yous two worry bout it but I don't know mores

I *used *to worry *about it, but I don't *anymore.

Fixed it. You might want to take some beginner classes on grammar and literature. Thanks.

 

[Lingerfelter6]

don't be THAT guy, but YOUR free to do so, IRREGARDLESS of what I think. lol, i am sure this kills you

 

[LibertyMKiii]

My sister used to be grammar police online with websites like Facebook, but finally realized it made her look like a jerk and gave up on it.
You have to realize many people are on their phone and posting at the end of a long day... it simply comes with the territory.

-Liberty

 

[Captain Dirt]

don't be THAT guy, but YOUR free to do so, IRREGARDLESS of what I think. lol, i am sure this kills you

Dear God, no. My blood pressure is rising and it hurts to think.

 

[Primarrma]

In 'Stralia we speak good English and that. At least we get the spelling right, I don't, but the learned do.

 

[X]

I'll just put this out there. Can I be the designated Grammar Nazi?
When I read some of these threads, my OCD kicks in and my eyes start twitching.

For example, I could reply with "*You're" when it's used incorrectly.

Let me know what you guys think, but please use the correct spelling.

Thank you for your attention to this important matter.

I vote yes. But, only if we can also create a sub group of violent grammar offenders that can follow you around and give you "work".

 

[TIME MACHINE]

Forums struggle enough, we don’t need any bullies driving away members. Like the previous person said, I am either on my phone or tablet, so I’m sure my mistakes are quite routine.

 

[bicketybam]

 

[Captain Dirt]

I vote yes. But, only if we can also create a sub group of violent grammar offenders that can follow you around and give you "work".

I think there's enough work for me just on this thread. I was thinking, maybe if I correct enough violators, they'll leave, and we can have a decent, semi-functional forum.
I figure, I'll go on the "introduce yourself" thread and start there.

 

[Jerry-rigged]

I vote yes. But, only if we can also create a sub group of violent grammar offenders that can follow you around and give you "work".

Winning.

O, and-

 

[Captain Dirt]

Winning.

O, and-

Why have I never heard this before? Thank you!?

 

[Wmorgan]

Yoda grammar I will use...frustrated you will become...Do it not and wise you will be

 

[Captain Dirt]

Yoda grammar I will use...frustrated you will become...Do it not and wise you will be

Holy pile of horse manure, you even sound like Yoda. I approve of this manner of writing.

 

[stuartd]

As long as people don’t use ‘brought’ instead of ‘bought’ I don’t care any more.
That one just grinds my gears.

 

[2fast4u]

Grammar, That's funny. By the way, have you looked at your user name ? ?

 

[stuartd]

Grammar, That's funny. By the way, have you looked at your user name ? ?

Thats just badd speeling