Jokes, Jokes, Jokes

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate
links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic
classes:
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to
his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the
rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand
and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, "A lawyer!”
 
A man went to his doctor and told him he was having trouble with his hearing.
The doctor asked him to describe the symptoms.
The man replied, they are yellow, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair...
 
I was at McDonald's and saw a very good looking Woman spank her child for throwing french Fries on the floor.
So I stood up and threw my french fries on the floor!
 
When my Step Son was about 4 years old he swallowed a hand full of pennies so We rushed him to the hospital.
After about a half hour the Doctor walked out and I asked how he was doing.
The Doctor replied

"No change yet."
 
My Wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast when I heard a loud thud!
I walked in and she's passed out on the floor!
At first I panic! "gracious, what do I do??".
Then I remember!
Mcdonalds has All Day Breakfast.
 
An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her
twenties and is contemplating a proposal.
"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.
"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90.”
 
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
June bugs!
;D
 
I just got vaccinated with the Russian COVID-19 vaccine

I can təll you not to woяяy! I still doи't seə anч sidə efectoski secundarioski и меня зовут Лопес Обрадор, и я коррумпирован и лжец и почему я даю чистые прямые награды
 
Back
Top