False calls.
Yesterday went to leave for work, got into my car and the sh!t cramp hit hard! Went back in to handle it and crickets. Nothing!
Got 1/2 way to work and was sitting in heavy traffic, now I'm starting to crown. Pulled over into a McDonalds and dropped the last night's dinner. There was only like 15 squares left on the roll. I felt like I was in the Seinfeld twilight. 15 squares of that thin a$$ paper might as well have been 1 square. I had to move over to the other stall. I hate when that happens.
Yesterday went to leave for work, got into my car and the sh!t cramp hit hard! Went back in to handle it and crickets. Nothing!
Got 1/2 way to work and was sitting in heavy traffic, now I'm starting to crown. Pulled over into a McDonalds and dropped the last night's dinner. There was only like 15 squares left on the roll. I felt like I was in the Seinfeld twilight. 15 squares of that thin a$$ paper might as well have been 1 square. I had to move over to the other stall. I hate when that happens.