omg were so screwed…14 flamingos big 😳

[Velodromed]

I’ll just leave this here and crawl back into my bunker…just in case they are off a bit.

 

[Cheez]

I think 14 flamingos equals 28 turkeys

 

[EJunlimited]

They got us all standing on one leg!

 

[Tex Koder]

Quick!
Call Elon.

Fire off a couple of SpaceX Falcon 9s at it..
That should take care of those pesky flamingos!

 

[CrashBoom]

But how many bananas?

 

[parcou]

I’ll just leave this here and crawl back into my bunker…just in case they are off a bit.

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No worries... We have the Space Cowboys: Armageddon

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120591/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

 

[Dutch]

Remember everyone "Duck and Cover"

 

[quiznatodd bidness]

Who the crap measures asteroids by flamingo counts?! Does nasa think we all generally have flamingos for pets? Really encouraging to hear the people who are supposed to be fanatically precise in details and measurements use such an obscure, inconsistent, and unrelatable description. They almost couldn’t have used a less helpful analogy.

 

[Cheez]

Hey! That’s me!

Who the crap measures asteroids by flamingo counts?! Does nasa think we all generally have flamingos for pets? Really encouraging to hear the people who are supposed to be fanatically precise in details and measurements use such an obscure, inconsistent, and unrelatable description. They almost couldn’t have used a less helpful analogy.

 

[Moonstonemike]

The prophecy is coming true!!!!

Everyone laughed at me when I told them they would die by a herd of flamingo's.
Who's crazy laughing now???

 

[3d-rc.myshopify.com]

I think 14 flamingos equals 28 turkeys

Omg

thats like 175 pigeons , 350 sparrows, 1000 monarch butterflies. We are doomed I tell you, doomed

 

[gotnitro]

Who the crap measures asteroids by flamingo counts?! Does nasa think we all generally have flamingos for pets? Really encouraging to hear the people who are supposed to be fanatically precise in details and measurements use such an obscure, inconsistent, and unrelatable description. They almost couldn’t have used a less helpful analogy.

Some schmuk blogger I would presume. I call it fake news.

What sells, fear sells. If you add in drama it becomes fear porn. If you add in innocent animals, the ultimate attention grab with a bit of possible danger, that’s called bombshell animal fear porn.

 

[Johnny b]

Who the crap measures asteroids by flamingo counts?! Does nasa think we all generally have flamingos for pets? Really encouraging to hear the people who are supposed to be fanatically precise in details and measurements use such an obscure, inconsistent, and unrelatable description. They almost couldn’t have used a less helpful analogy.

The comparison probably came out of Cape Canaveral and that's in my state of Florida. Sounds about right for Florida.

 

[fozzy71]

source url plz?

 

[#ARRMArcfanboy4life]

But how many bananas?

https://www.lttstore.com/products/banana-for-scale

 

[Senton_Prime]

@Velodromed send me your address so you can take my rigs to the bunker with you!!

 

[kspitters]

As the father in Nemo said,
“TUCK AND ROLL THEO”

 

[Doom!]

@Velodromed I guess the real question is, how long is it going to take to tumble and polish it?

 

[fozzy71]

How can we distract you from the important things happening....

 

[Velodromed]

Remember everyone "Duck and Cover"
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I remember doing that at school in Houston, TX growing up. Even back then I thought ‘how the hell is this going to help?’

source url plz?

I don’t know. Something my wife came across and sent me a screenshot. You can Google it I’m sure.

@Velodromed I guess the real question is, how long is it going to take to tumble and polish it?

Trust me, when a meteorite landed in Texas last month… it was all I could think about. Even did some research on how to identify one. Basically they look like a slightly cooked rock