IMPORTANT NOTE:I've attempted to quantify Murphy's law and put it to the test.
Axiom #1: If a slice of toast with jelly falls, it will land jelly side down. The probability of this outcome rises proportionally to the value of the carpet.
Axiom #2: If you toss a cat out of the window it will land on its feet.
I once tied a slice of toast with jelly to the back of a cat and tossed it back in the window of a house furnished with an Alyshaan fine rug.
I cannot recall what exactly happened in that moment...but I blame the upside down clownworld we find ourselved in currently on it.
Before you try this…Open the window first!