Slicks random words of wisdom thread.

[Wmorgan]

Red and yellow, kill a fellow. Red and black, venom lack.

 

[ho lee chit]

Don't eat the yellow snow

 

[arrmadillo]

Red and yellow, kill a fellow. Red and black, venom lack.

Red and yellow, kill a fellow. Red and black, friend of Jack. Coral snake version 2.

 

[Wmorgan]

Shave up or shave down, but never side to side.

 

[Mr.Duke]

Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

 

[Wmorgan]

Walk on road, home? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later...get squished, just like grape.

 

[bicketybam]

Time flies when you are having fun. Or hammered.

 

[arrmadillo]

Chevys the best.....Pi$$ on the rest

 

[Wmorgan]

If it ain't broke...don't fix it!!!

Said an RC hobbyist, NEVER!

 

[Grumpy Old Man RC]

(1) When you get to be my age, any woman you meet has already driven at least 3 other men insane.

(2) All women are crazy. Find one that can put up with your crazy and keep her.

(3) A friend will help you bury the body. A true friend would have killed the SOB for you, buried it and never even mentioned it.

I can probably do this all day.
One last: If it has wheels or tits, It's gonna give you trouble.

 

[Wmorgan]

"NEVER half-a$$ two things...whole a$$ one thing"
-Ron Swanson

 

[Toiletpimp]

For just $2 you can save yourself 18 yrs of child support.

 

[crimsonfancy]

Chevys the best.....Pi$$ on the rest

When you've owned a hotrod Nova or Chevy 2, you can say this with huge confidence. I haven't but couldn't agree more and wish I could see what you have now.

 

[arrmadillo]

When you've owned a hotrod Nova or Chevy 2, you can say this with huge confidence. I haven't but couldn't agree more and wish I could see what you have now.

Born a Chevy Man. Owned other brands, but when it comes to racing, Chevys are all I owned. Had a couple Mustangs, which I do like, but they cost so much more to build a competitive high hp engine. Like the oldschool muscle cars over the late model fuel injected stuff. But they're getting harder to find and prices are to the moon.

 

[arrmadillo]

Loose lips.....sink ships!!

 

[PaPa Thorn]

"Fk'n off takes time." My usual response when asked why I'm late.

 

[Brandon]

Always cut towards your helper never towards yourself.

 

[jondilly1974]

Don't buy stuff on the internet when drinking. You probably didn't read the description right...

I wonder if I can cram this into my granite?..
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You might need a bigger spur ?

Here’s my contribution:

Every man gets two lives. His second one begins when he realizes he only has one.

 

[joostin420]

eat booty like groceries

 

[PaPa Thorn]

You might need a bigger spur ?

Here’s my contribution:

Every man gets two lives. His second one begins when he realizes he only has one.

Got that right. Getting sick was the best thing that ever happened to me.

eat booty like groceries

Fried in butter and garlic, or like a salad, with bacon bits all over it?