Slicks random words of wisdom thread.

[slick2500]

Always cut towards your helper never towards yourself.

Oops

 

[Brandon]

Oops
View attachment 40867

I should have posted earlier.

 

[olds97_lss]

Oops
View attachment 40867

I have a scar on my torso that just so happens to match that of a $2 retractable utility knife from Menards... from when I worked at Menards and was hanging on a steel rack cutting nylon banding on some stair stringers. Luckily only a 1" blade.

 

[Brandon]

@slick2500 I just noticed your in SD. I went to school in Spearfish bout 20 yrs ago.

 

[Walküre]

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy more Arrmas, and that's pretty much the same thing

Money can’t buy love but you can pic your misery, lol.
Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Walküre]

Oops
View attachment 40867

My grandfather yelled at me once saying, “ Always cut away from yourself.” I’ve still managed to slice myself a couple times over the last 35 years since hearing those words. I’m learning impaired, lol...

 

[Wmorgan]

Always finish what you start.

 

[olds97_lss]

Always finish what you start.

That's one I like to live by when eating a cake.

 

[Sledgehog]

Never do anything in life unless it feels good or you get a free tshirt.

 

[chazekxt46]

When buying spare parts, always buy 2.

Or don't break part's

 

[Notorious J]

When buying spare parts, always buy 2.

Or don't break part's

Or buy 3 ?????

 

[Outcastblxnut]

Mights grow on a chickens ass

 

[Wmorgan]

Never say "never"
Never say "never"

 

[Geronimo]

My dad always told me the big enough to whip him one. I'm full grown (6'1" 225lbs) and still not sure I'm big enough lol. He had a few more that have served me well.

Think before you speak!
The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys! So true!
Take pride in what you do!

 

[LibertyMKiii]

Always cut wires individually.

Always triple check the power is off.

Do not pee into the wind.

Don't eat yellow snow.

All women are crazy, but the each have their own special version of it... choose wisely.

 

[chazekxt46]

Always cut wires individually.

Always triple check the power is off.

Do not pee into the wind.

Don't eat yellow snow.

All women are crazy, but the each have their own special version of it... choose wisely.

so true...……………………………...

 

[Wmorgan]

Fart downwind of your date if it's going well...upwind if you want it to end.