The divorce sitting outside my office

[Fishtank]

Sitting outside my office door. Trying to figure out how to get them into the house without my wife finding out.

 

[Johnny b]

Sitting outside my office door. Trying to figure out how to get them into the house without my wife finding out. View attachment 272464

Put all her shoes in the back yard at least 40 ft from the door. Should give you more than enough time! Nice score!

 

[bukshypro]

"Did you hear? I won that raffle!!!! They sent me to test the cars....for the next 5 years"

 

[RedOctobyr]

Just ship them to me. Easy! Heck, I'm not greedy, you can even just ship me the Infraction.

Did I mention that I'm not even planning to charge you storage fees? I'm a heck of a guy.

 

[Johnny b]

Sitting outside my office door. Trying to figure out how to get them into the house without my wife finding out. View attachment 272464

Looks like you already added them to your list of rigs under your avatar. That may be premature. I'd wait to see how it plays out. Jmo

 

[Fishtank]

Just ship them to me. Easy! Heck, I'm not greedy, you can even just ship me the Infraction.

Did I mention that I'm not even planning to charge you storage fees? I'm a heck of a guy.

A True friend indeed!

 

[Velodromed]

Sitting outside my office door. Trying to figure out how to get them into the house without my wife finding out. View attachment 272464

Oh wow, three at once…you’re screwed

 

[Fishtank]

Looks like you already added them to your list of rigs under your avatar. That may be premature. I'd wait to see how it plays out. Jmo

Well I already have 2 infractions 1 Fireteam and 6 EXB kratons. These were on sale it’s just so hard to say no when there on sale!

 

[Velodromed]

Well I already have 2 infractions 1 Fireteam and 6 EXB kratons. These were on sale it’s just so hard to say no when there on sale!

Not sure that reasoning will fly with the wife, but go for it man! Give it your best shot (run away).

 

[Johnny b]

Take her to this store called " Ulta" and buy her a 1000.00 blow dryer! She won't even mention them!

 

[Pleaseignore]

Forward them to me and no divorce, you're welcome. Taking one for the team.

 

[Mathieu]

Keep them at the office and go bashing at lunch time.

 

[Fishtank]

Not sure that reasoning will fly with the wife, but go for it man! Give it your best shot (run away).

No way!! that won’t fly! I’ll be flying to a new home!

 

[Sandracer_NL]

"Did you hear? I won that raffle!!!! They sent me to test the cars....for the next 5 years"

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Or try: I made these of all the spare tires laying around. All I needed were some new bodies🥹.
First get rid of those boxes at the office ASAP.

 

[Jiggs H]

I've got it - just send me one of your used ones and replace it with a new one - wife is none the wiser, just tell her you took it to an auto detailer

 

[LibertyMKiii]

Sitting outside my office door. Trying to figure out how to get them into the house without my wife finding out. View attachment 272464

First go into the house and burn something in the kitchen that sinks. Maybe pop corn or fish??

Then open a window or 2 and take the RC boxes outside and put it into the room from that outside window.

 

[Tex Koder]

Sitting outside my office door. Trying to figure out how to get them into the house without my wife finding out. View attachment 272464

Run all of them near your office!
Get them nice and dirty!!

Then mention to your wife, "Honey I'm cleaning out the garage for an hour..."
As you sneak them all into your residence..

That way if your wife sees you dragging them into the garage... She wouldn't know they are New.
And just assumes YOU are actually doing some cleaning...

Stealth Mode baby


And, if that works..
Saves your marriage then I expect a little something of appreciation.. Beer $$ (24 pack)

 

[Doom!]

Take them home one piece at a time, you might need a bigger lunch box.

 

[vicious_oli]

HA!

When you have a kid, its harder to keep stuff a secret.. Bought a new body for my Senton, through Jennys so it wasnt that much $.. my wife would've never noticed if it wasnt for my 7 year old saying at the top of his lungs "DID YOU BUY A NEW RC CAR??????"... almost told him "what team are you playing on??"

Wife gave me the stink eye.. with a very dry "is that new?".... me "oh this? naaaw, only this CHEAP plastic thing"

 

[Johnny b]

Sitting outside my office door. Trying to figure out how to get them into the house without my wife finding out. View attachment 272464

Sitting outside my office door. Trying to figure out how to get them into the house without my wife finding out. View attachment 272464

The nightmare sitting INSIDE my closet!