Step 1:
Receive large box in mail. Discover that box somehow contains children whereas RC car was expected. Express disappointment.
Step 2:
Close and carefully reseal box, then return to sender. Await arrival of new shipment.
Step 3:
Receive new box and remove contents. Tent fingers whilst inspecting said contents and murmur "Excellent..."
Optional: drool.
Step 4:
Deal with inevitable cat-infestation.
Step 5:
Extricate RC car from unfortunate boxception situation. Allow local expert to inspect both vehicle and controller for technical faults.
Step 6:
Painstakingly begin fortifying fragile yet ever-so-expensive RC body with Gorilla Tape.
(Protip: do not apply aforementioned tape to hair and/or beard, tempting as this may be)
Step 7:
Obtain first set of components intended to fortify your investment from distant and foreign lands.
To be continued (once yours truly figures out how the heck to install these things without any instructions whatsoever!)
Receive large box in mail. Discover that box somehow contains children whereas RC car was expected. Express disappointment.
Step 2:
Close and carefully reseal box, then return to sender. Await arrival of new shipment.
Step 3:
Receive new box and remove contents. Tent fingers whilst inspecting said contents and murmur "Excellent..."
Optional: drool.
Step 4:
Deal with inevitable cat-infestation.
Step 5:
Extricate RC car from unfortunate boxception situation. Allow local expert to inspect both vehicle and controller for technical faults.
Step 6:
Painstakingly begin fortifying fragile yet ever-so-expensive RC body with Gorilla Tape.
(Protip: do not apply aforementioned tape to hair and/or beard, tempting as this may be)
Step 7:
Obtain first set of components intended to fortify your investment from distant and foreign lands.
To be continued (once yours truly figures out how the heck to install these things without any instructions whatsoever!)
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