What sentences sound funny in your language?

[The Bean]

Just name the sentence and translation if it isn't English.

Laat haar haar haar haar loslaten:
let her Hair let go of her hair.

This is grammatically correct, but the meaning makes little sense

 

[FatCatRC]

I always thought shizan (or however it's spelt) german for sh!t sounded funny or at least how my dad said it all the time was funny.

 

[The Bean]

My friends dad is half German, and he sais anything in imperative in german. That can be quite funny.

When I was getting groceries with my mom once, her shopping list had 'nasi' (asian dish). I read something else. Out loud. Very loud...

 

[FatCatRC]

My friends dad is half German, and he sais anything in imperative in german. That can be quite funny.

When I was getting groceries with my mom once, her shopping list had 'nasi' (asian dish). I read something else. Out loud. Very loud...

whoops lmfao

 

[JvG]

Just name the sentence and translation if it isn't English.

Laat haar haar haar haar loslaten:
let er Hair let go of her hair.

This is grammatically correct, but the meaning makes little sense

Isn’t that one “haar” too many?

 

[The Bean]

Hmm.
Laat haar haar haar loslaten makes more sense, but grammatically laat haar haar haar haar loslaten is correct right

Laat haar (bzvnw) haar (znw) haar (bzvnw) haar (znw) loslaten

 

[Monster Dork]

You might need google to read this one aloud to you: хохохлатья хохотушки хохотали ха ха ха

 

[JvG]

Hmm.
Laat haar haar haar loslaten makes more sense, but grammatically laat haar haar haar haar loslaten is correct right

Laat haar (bzvnw) haar (znw) haar (bzvnw) haar (znw) loslaten

Haar haar kan geen haar vasthouden, that’s a fysical impossibility

 

[arrmadillo]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

No translation

 

[The Bean]

Haar haar kan geen haar vasthouden, that’s a fysical impossibility

True. I think there's a programming term for that. But while it physically doesn't make sense, the language does

 

[Sphexish]

Not my native language, but I've always personally loved this older English meme about the absurdity of Microsoft's naming scheme for their XBox consoles:

 

[The Bean]

 

[Sphexish]

Additionally, I will never stop finding this particular sentence funny. NEVAR.

 

[Monster Dork]

 

[The Bean]

*käse

 

[Monster Dork]

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