"You might be obsessed with RCs if....."

[Smilinbri]

So I was thinking of this the other day. I'm sure everyone has heard of the comedian Jeff Foxworthy and his "You might be a redneck if....." jokes.

Well, I started thinking of "You might be obsessed with RCs (OWRC)....." jokes and thought it would make a good thread. As people think of/experience things they can add to it.

I'll start it off with my own experiences and some others I thought of....(sorry, I had a bunch of good ones!).........


If you day dream of bashing/racing at every construction site, farm field, long stretch of road, etc. that you pass while driving ......you might be OWRC


You might be OWRC if you have your own credit card called your "RC card"


If your Christmas, Father's Day and Birthday wish lists consist of all RC parts, you might be OWRC


If you dug up half your yard to build a dirt RC track and spend more time pulling weeds and watering dirt than racing, you might be OWRC


You might be OWRC if you secretly wish for your kids team to lose a tournament Saturday, so they don't play Sunday......so you can wrench on some RCs


You might be OWRC if you walk your RC instead of your dog


You might be OWRC if you take apart an old trampoline and determine you can make an RC ramp out of some of the parts


You might be OWRC if you bought your kid "their" 1st Arrma 6s for Xmas.......and your kid is 10 months old


You might be an OWRC if you take a week to run a new RTR out the box because "stock stuff sucks"


You might be a OWRC if the Arrma Forum is your Facebook


If you walk into your LHS and everyone stops and yells your name, you might be OWRC

 

[Diem Turner]

LOL!!! This is genius dude!! You've got some keepers there!! hahahahaha

 

[Smilinbri]

LOL!!! This is genius dude!! You've got some keepers there!! hahahahaha

He he-thanks

 

[abh16]

My own experience yesterday...

Might be owrc if while driving your real car you notice its drifting to the left and catch yourself tryng to reach down and adjust a nonexistent trim button

 

[Diem Turner]

Might be owrc if while driving your real car you notice its drifting to the left and catch yourself tryng to reach down and adjust a nonexistent trim button

Nice!! You need to reverse the order of the joke though so it follows the proper cadence, ending with, "...you might be obsessed with RC".

 

[Doom!]

If you day dream of bashing/racing at every construction site, farm field, long stretch of road, etc. that you pass while driving ......you might be OWRC

^^^^^^This!

 

[Moirae]

^^
Seriously this lol

I also end up driving a rig almost every single day.

 

[Velodromed]

…if you say goodnight to your rigs because you can.

 

[Smilinbri]

I talk to my Senton like it's a dog while patting it...."Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! Wanna go run?"

 

[limitless202+]

So I was thinking of this the other day. I'm sure everyone has heard of the comedian Jeff Foxworthy and his "You might be a redneck if....." jokes.

Well, I started thinking of "You might be obsessed with RCs (OWRC)....." jokes and thought it would make a good thread. As people think of/experience things they can add to it.

I'll start it off with my own experiences and some others I thought of....(sorry, I had a bunch of good ones!).........


If you day dream of bashing/racing at every construction site, farm field, long stretch of road, etc. that you pass while driving ......you might be OWRC


You might be OWRC if you have your own credit card called your "RC card"


If your Christmas, Father's Day and Birthday wish lists consist of all RC parts, you might be OWRC


If you dug up half your yard to build a dirt RC track and spend more time pulling weeds and watering dirt than racing, you might be OWRC


You might be OWRC if you secretly wish for your kids team to lose a tournament Saturday, so they don't play Sunday......so you can wrench on some RCs


You might be OWRC if you walk your RC instead of your dog


You might be OWRC if you take apart an old trampoline and determine you can make an RC ramp out of some of the parts


You might be OWRC if you bought your kid "their" 1st Arrma 6s for Xmas.......and your kid is 10 months old


You might be an OWRC if you take a week to run a new RTR out the box because "stock stuff sucks"


You might be a OWRC if the Arrma Forum is your Facebook


If you walk into your LHS and everyone stops and yells your name, you might be OWRC

So…. funny enough for me (exept the kids ones) all of these apply.
and I got one more. You might be OWRC if you spent 3,000 dollars on a 200mph capable RC car, and still haven’t finished it

…if you say goodnight to your rigs because you can.

OMG YESSS

aw crap gotta say night to the fleet
… if you turn your basement into a rc garage to fit all 30 cars in your collection

 

[Diem Turner]

If you build an extra shed on your property just to accommodate your fleet of RC cars...you might be obsessed with RC.

 

[limitless202+]

If you build an extra shed on your property just to accommodate your fleet of RC cars...you might be obsessed with RC.

Totally not tuning my shed into an RC workshop

 

[Diem Turner]

Totally not tuning my shed into an RC workshop

Nope...nothing to see here...

 

[limitless202+]

Nope...nothing to see here...View attachment 225190

This man gets it…
You might be OWRC if you can’t name all your RC’s, and you buy them so frequently you forget to update the spreadsheet of all your RC’s

 

[Velodromed]

…if you compare your rc to your wife/girlfriend.

 

[Megafandrew]

“You might be an OWRC if you take a week to run a new RTR out the box because "stock stuff sucks”

this one hits home for me haha. Even just setup it’s never right out of the box I can’t just run it

 

[#ARRMArcfanboy4life]

You might be OWRC if you school desk is covered with rc car parts and your teacher might be OWRC if he/she doesn't care.

 

[Smilinbri]

You might be OWRC if you always wear your RC shirt out in public hoping someone will recognize it and start talking RCs with you so you can finally have someone local to race/bash with

 

[Moonstonemike]

If you day dream of bashing/racing at every construction site, farm field, long stretch of road, etc. that you pass while driving ......you might be OWRC

I drive a transit bus for 40+ hours a week. I spend most of that time doing exactly this

 

[rotauq]

You might be OWRC if you have to eat dinner on the couch because the dinner table is covered in piles of RC parts