You know you're wrong but believe it anyhow

[Ron Burgandy]

You can’t turn a Hooker into a Housewife.

No wait …

That’s true as hell , my bad

 

[Dan B.]

You can’t turn a Hooker into a Housewife.

No wait …

That’s true as hell , my bad

Daaaaang! She got a sister?

 

[Ron Burgandy]

Prolly a Ho
Just sayin

 

[speeding_Infraction]

Bacon is actually a healthy food.

If you just consider the protein.... It's great for you

 

[john 8s]

When I married my first wife and thinking it would last.

 

[Diem Turner]

I've been wrong before. Back in the year of our Lord, 1974.

"Zat voss zeh year Iearned to play zeh banjoh."

 

[john 8s]

Wife says "come on baby, I'm on the pill".

 

[Boggs3010]

This is the last RC I am buying for a long time.

 

[Dan B.]

This is the last RC I am buying for a long time.

Perfect!