Notable quotes 🪬

[Cheez]

I’m going to HELL in EVERY religion.

 

[Johnny b]

It's not that all fisherman lie. It's just a lot of liers tend to fish.

 

[Doom!]

One of my favorite quotes
"YOUR MOM!"
by Diem Turner

 

[Johnny b]

We only serve the finest wines here...do you have any?

 

[Cheez]

One of my favorite quotes
"YOUR MOM!"
by Diem Turner

 

[Diem Turner]

Even a broken calendar is right once a year (unless it broke on February 29th...)

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

[Johnny b]

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but rather by the number of idiots that you can choke the living breath out of.

 

[Johnny b]

The absolute worst way to calm down a woman is to ask her to calm down.

 

[Johnny b]

 

[ScaleJunkie]

"I ain't got time to bleed." -Jessy Ventura

 

[Mr9Mojave]

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.” ― Frank Zappa

 

[ScaleJunkie]

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
"If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass." -DAC

 

[ScaleJunkie]

"Some people will never like you because your spirit irritates their demons." -Denzel Washington