Notable quotes 🪬

[ScaleJunkie]

Man, that is rough, did they tell you if you will regain function? Gonna be a wicked scar though.

 

[slick2500]

Man, that is rough, did they tell you if you will regain function? Gonna be a wicked scar though.

I think it will come back but it will take a little bit I can still move them but if I try to bend it too far it just starts to hurt.

 

[Hammer Down]

Good stuff ain’t cheap, and cheap stuff ain’t good.

It’s only money.. you’ll make more tomorrow.

 

[Johnny b]

Whether you think you can or you can't, your both right.

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

 

[gotnitro]

If you fall, I'll be there. -Floor.

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.

They are selling lives now; you should go get one.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

 

[Johnny b]

Help save the planet, kill yourself.

 

[332_RC]

The only thing that stays the same is change.

 

[Reverendg]

At least it wasn’t yer Johnson.

 

[332_RC]

 

[Johnny b]

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Jimmy be very interesting then cuz he desperately needs a haircut and beard trim.

 

[332_RC]

Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

 

[Cheez]

I’m busier than a one legged man at an A$$ kicking contest.

 

[332_RC]

My house is so small, I gotta go outside to change my mind.

 

[332_RC]

Why can someone be totally partial and a vehicle be partially totaled?

 

[gotnitro]

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullsh!t around your lips.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

If you really spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

 

[Xjeepguy]

I drank what?

-Socrates

"There's no point in being stupid if you don't show it."

-My Dad

 

[332_RC]

Don't watch the clock. Do what it does.

 

[ScaleJunkie]

If you see a demolitions expert running, try and keep up.

 

[gotnitro]

If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.

 

[Mike Weeks]

I'm busier than a cat covering up poop. -- My Dad (he uses a more colorful word than poop).

If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin' -- can't remember where I heard it, but I thought it was funny.