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[Dutch]

I just noticed the guy in the pond. On my PC. Couldn't see it to good on the phone. Isn't that what 'In the Air Tonight' was about? A guy drowning & Phil couldn't help or something?

"Well, if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand"

 

[Johnny b]

I just noticed the guy in the pond. On my PC. Couldn't see it to good on the phone. Isn't that what 'In the Air Tonight' was about? A guy drowning & Phil couldn't help or something?

Pretty sure they were best buds. Phil let him drown cuz he ate the last pop tart.

 

[MrTitanium]

It was all BS as Phil set the record straight. It wasn’t due to him witnessing a drowning.

 

[Reverendg]

It’s always something. Like my great-nana Hannah Rosannadanna used to say, “If you are in Kmart buying Trax sneakers on blue light special, and you see a guy drowning in a kiddie pool, don’t try and help him, he will only take you down with him, instead, run to the record department with your new sneakers in your hands, and go look at the record albums. Or maybe get it on cassette, but don’t get the 8 tracks. You know, how they always make that annoying THUNK noise when they change tracks. There you are, listening to “in the air tonite” on 8-track, grooving to the song, and “thunk” the stupid track has to change in the middle of the song. What! What idiot puts the song on the 8-track where it has to change tracks halfway through. It’s awful! Just goes to show you, It’s always something.

 

[332_RC]

 

[Smilinbri]

 

[Dutch]

Me

 

[332_RC]

 

[332_RC]

 

[MrTitanium]

 

[Dan B.]

I WAS the guy pumping. And washing your windows and checking the oil. First job.

That was you? Came out of the bus station and pumped me? First job, huh? You seemed like a pro to me. I was really drunk, don’t judge me. I don’t remember you “checking my oil” though. How was I?

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I’ll do you one better. Here’s a shirtless Joe Biden washing his Trans Am on the White House lawn. You’re welcome.

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I never had you pegged for a gay porn guy, but it actually makes certain things more clear now…

"Well, if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand"

Yup. He did not lend a hand….

 

[MrTitanium]

 

[MrTitanium]

 

[Dutch]

 

[Smilinbri]

 

[Dutch]

 

[Dutch]

 

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Kinda reminds me of Bindy Irwin

 

[Dutch]

 

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Never heard of ZAYRE. Looks like a smaller K-Mart.