You know you're wrong but believe it anyhow

[rcs29]

Things you know you're wrong about or that aren't rational but you believe it anyhow:

Burrito tortilla shells are round and yet I believe there is a long and short side

 

[Mike'sGN-Kraton]

Umm.. did you measure twice and wrap once?...

 

[speeding_Infraction]

I'm usually right about everything...














...now if that isn't irrational idk what is

 

[Xjeepguy]

Cold water boils faster than hot water.

 

[Saladshooter]

The Giants are going to win the Super Bowl next year....

I have a firm belief that 100kph is somehow faster than 75mph. I think if speedometers were only readable in kilometers, people in the US would drive slower.

 

[Luke66]

Cold water boils faster than hot water.

Fact: Boiling water freezes faster than cold water

 

[speeding_Infraction]

Boiling water freezes faster than cold water

This is a fact tho.

 

[Xjeepguy]

My grandmother always said that if you held in a fart, it would cloud around your heart and kill you.

 

[Luke66]

This is a fact tho.

Edited...

 

[Dan B.]

Things you know you're wrong about or that aren't rational but you believe it anyhow:

Burrito tortilla shells are round and yet I believe there is a long and short side

You gotta lay that sh!t out and position it accordingly. Amateur.

Cold water boils faster than hot water.

I know that to be true, but I still can’t get my mind around it…

My grandmother always said that if you held in a fart, it would cloud around your heart and kill you.

If your grandmother was right I would have been dead years ago.

 

[MrTitanium]

The state slogan on New Hampshire license plates is "Live Free or Die." Ironically, prisoners at the State Penitentiary in Concord make the state's license plates.

 

[Ron Burgandy]

I can’t remember the last time I was wrong??

 

[Doom!]

Women want me, I'm a chick magnet, the only thing keeping them from throwing themselves at me is Mrs. Doom!

 

[Gordo]

I totally understand women.

 

[Big Kid]

There was a time when i was younger that I was all knowing, now older I've come to realize how smart i was ... not

 

[Dan B.]

Drugs and alcohol are good for you.

 

[Saladshooter]

Drugs and alcohol are good for you.

Choose to believe.

 

[Ron Burgandy]

Drugs and alcohol are good for you.

Only in that order !
Alcohol then drugs … Bad !

 

[332_RC]

Bacon is actually a healthy food.

 

[LibertyMKiii]

Wearing this jersey helps my favorite sports team win.

Wearing my lucky tie to the interview i'll get the job!