What did you do today?

[Johnny b]

Just got back from grocery shopping at Walmart. While picking up some cap'n crunch in cereal aisle, I let a few rip from my fart machine. Some lady at end of aisle said, omg that's so disgusting but kind of laughing. I said I was sorry and I suffered from a colitis condition. I then turned to leave the aisle and let another one rip. I heard her laugh out loud. Sometimes it's the little things that can brighten ones day. I know it's immature but I couldn't help myself. Paula laughed so hard in the next aisle that she couldn't walk. It took a boring weekly chore and turned it into a fun event.

 

[Doom!]

Just got back from grocery shopping at Walmart. While picking up some cap'n crunch in cereal aisle, I let a few rip from my fart machine. Some lady at end of aisle said, omg that's so disgusting but kind of laughing. I said I was sorry and I suffered from a colitis condition. I then turned to leave the aisle and let another one rip. I heard her laugh out loud. Sometimes it's the little things that can brighten ones day. I know it's immature but I couldn't help myself. Paula laughed so hard in the next aisle that she couldn't walk. It took a boring weekly chore and turned it into a fun event.

As long as no cleanup on aisle 2 was necessary, your all good.

 

[Just a hobby]

We play with rc cars and trucks immuture is too much fun! I think I just found a new hobby for the summer. How many park benches can I empty using a electric fart machine. You've inspired me to expand my hobby interests. Who's better than you, you had a complete stranger laughing and Paula almost had a accident in isle #2, not from a broken bottle.
Please daily fart machine stories!
Coffee and a story?

 

[Johnny b]

 

[Johnny b]

Boating in the intercoastal in Edgewater FL.

 

[Johnny b]

Boating on intercoastal in Edgewater & New Smyrna Beach FL. I fell overboard and seen floating onto shoreline... jk ..Lots of dolphins! Huge manatee went directly under boat...scared the crap out of us!

Oh and Spike says hello! He's a clown.

 

[Johnny b]

Wheeling in the woods and feeding bears.

 

[Johnny b]

Dora canal. African queen movie was filmed here with Bogie and Hepburn. Also a few Tarzan clips.

 

[parcou]

This stuff is new to me...

New how has the grass somewhat blocked the culvert, and we have had massive storms here in the SE USA. I dug it out a bit after my 5k jog this morning, but I need to see what I can do.

Maybe I can dig out the sod a bit lower and get some rocks around it....always open to suggestions.

Then I came back out and saw a tire on flat. It has a tire warranty, but I just plugged it. I need new tires anyway before this winter.

 

[Johnny b]

This stuff is new to me...

New how has the grass somewhat blocked the culvert, and we have had massive storms here in the SE USA. I dug it out a bit after my 5k jog this morning, but I need to see what I can do.

Maybe I can dig out the sod a bit lower and get some rocks around it....always open to suggestions.
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Then I came back out and saw a tire on flat. It has a tire warranty, but I just patched it. I need new tires anyway before this winter.
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Did you patch it or plug it? I swear by tire plugs. Never had one fail yet.

 

[parcou]

Did you patch it or plug it? I swear by tire plugs. Never had one fail yet.

Good catch. I meant to say I plugged it. I've only done a few, but I am glad to hear from your account that you did not have one come out.

 

[Johnny b]

Boating in shark infested waters. Need a natural high.

 

[ScaleJunkie]

Got a new puppy, Cane Corso, for fathers day. Kids couldn't wait so I got it early. His name is now Rosco. 8 weeks old as of last Thursday. That is the wifey's arm for size comparison, he's gonna be a big boy.

 

[Johnny b]

Got a new puppy, Cane Corso, for fathers day. Kids couldn't wait so I got it early. His name is now Rosco. 8 weeks old as of last Thursday. That is the wifey's arm for size comparison, he's gonna be a big boy.
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Congrats! Who doesn't love a puppy? Now you can spoil him more than your kids!

Boating along the Atlantic in New Smyrna Beach. The pelican almost let Paula pet it. Say.."Paula pets pelicans" really fast 5 times. I just tried it and failed cuz on om edible. Try it!

 

[Doom!]

The pelican almost let Paula pet it.

Good thing she didn't, then she'd want to keep it. Next thing you know it would be drinking all her wine, and layin' around in the living room like any other relative that has over stayed his welcome.

 

[Johnny b]

Good thing she didn't, then she'd want to keep it. Next thing you know it would be drinking all her wine, and layin' around in the iving room like any other relative that has over stayed his welcome.

Don't talk about Spike that way.

 

[Johnny b]

Boating on the St. Johns River. Hope to see some gators and cool birds.

 

[N.Mango]

Once the mail comes, I get to finish my Smasher body which I think is the last of what needs to be done

 

[KnowAir]

Congrats! Who doesn't love a puppy? Now you can spoil him more than your kids!

Boating along the Atlantic in New Smyrna Beach. The pelican almost let Paula pet it. Say.."Paula pets pelicans" really fast 5 times. I just tried it and failed cuz on om edible. Try it!

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That boat is soo cool!! I would love to have that on our little lake out front! It's a tick under a mile long, about a quarter mile wide. Then again, a kayak with a trolling motor would suffice for our lake too.. much cheaper I suppose as well. Enjoy the day you two!!

 

[Johnny b]

That boat is soo cool!! I would love to have that on our little lake out front! It's a tick under a mile long, about a quarter mile wide. Then again, a kayak with a trolling motor would suffice for our lake too.. much cheaper I suppose as well. Enjoy the day you two!!

Thank you! Just got back from a 40 mile round trip on the river. Used 4 gallons of gas. Kayak would be perfect for that size lake.