Tesla Cybertruck // Everything we want to know

[Tex Koder]

Is it bullet resistant

Other stuffs

Tri Motor
845HP
3100KG
123KWH
$100K


Dual Motor
607HP
2995KG
123KWH
~$80K


Single Motor
TBD , 0-60MPH @ 6.7s
TBD
123KWH
$61K

 

[CrashBoom]

Straight outta Total Recall, that thing is DOA.

 

[Sandracer_NL]

Well, I like innovation but my number one question is when they will design the body for it!

 

[Tex Koder]

Well, I like innovation but my number one question is when they will design the body for it!
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There Are Uglier designs out there....

 

[rotauq]

There Are Uglier designs out there....

agreed, it certainly isn't the ugliest

 

[Jerold]

Beat me to it, I was watching the videos.

I actually saw one live in person on the weekend and I would have taken a picture but we were in an area that people drive their exotic cars to be seen and I didn't want to give the D-Bags the satisfaction. So I just barfed in the bushes instead.

This is better looking than the Cybertruck. I'm just saying, IMO and all.

 

[KnowAir]

Cool tech of course but.. what's in the cyber truck for the average man? I mean great, it's bullet proof, but what is actually useful about this $100k, 7000lb status symbol?
I'm curious to hear what truck is uglier also? Only one I can think of is the Chevy SSR, which IMO looks like a chopped top PT Cruiser.

Which is still better looking than the cyber truck BTW.

Is it bullet resistant

Other stuffs

Tri Motor
845HP
3100KG
123KWH
$100K


Dual Motor
607HP
2995KG
123KWH
~$80K


Single Motor
TBD , 0-60MPH @ 6.7s
TBD
123KWH
$61K

I can see where this is headed.. there's gonna be some yuppie who wants their cyber truck to come with bullet "dimples" pre-applied..
It'll be a $5k option..maybe even a monthly subscription? Soo worth it!!

 

[speeding_Infraction]

be a $5k option..maybe even a monthly subscription?

I would definitely get paid to shoot at cybertrucks all day
And I can't recall seeing anything uglier, except maybe the Pontiac aztec

 

[Jerold]

Cool tech of course but.. what's in the cyber truck for the average man? I mean great, it's bullet proof, but what is actually useful about this $100k, 7000lb status symbol?
I'm curious to hear what truck is uglier also? Only one I can think of is the Chevy SSR, which IMO looks like a chopped top PT Cruiser.

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Which is still better looking than the cyber truck BTW.

I can see where this is headed.. there's gonna be some yuppie who wants their cyber truck to come with bullet "dimples" pre-applied..
It'll be a $5k option..maybe even a monthly subscription? Soo worth it!!

I'd be happy to shoot for free*. They just need to bring it by my place.

*My pulling the trigger is free, but they need to pay for the ammo. It's more expensive than the dang truck these days.

 

[KnowAir]

I wonder if the cyber truck will have an optional irritable bowels sensor? Maybe it's already equipped?

 

[Sandracer_NL]

There Are Uglier designs out there....

That would not be my preferred comment to hear if I was Chief Design Officer of this car thing.

 

[KnowAir]

I would definitely get paid to shoot at cybertrucks all day
And I can't recall seeing anything uglier, except maybe the Pontiac aztec

Ah yes.. the Aztec!! Still better looking than cyber truck, AND the vehicle of choice for the coolest geek of all time, Mr Walter White!!

 

[Sandracer_NL]

I'd be happy to shoot for free*. They just need to bring it by my place.

 

[speeding_Infraction]

I'd be happy to shoot for free*. They just need to bring it by my place.

*My pulling the trigger is free, but they need to pay for the ammo. It's more expensive than the dang truck these days.

Heck no, if they'll pay for I'll charge em.

 

[KnowAir]

Sorry guys, I think Elon and his creations are cool..to look at. Practical? Ehh..

 

[Jerold]

100% status symbol.

You won't see it at Home Depot picking up a load of gravel.

However, you might see it being stolen and used by a bunch of Home Boys for gun fights in South Central.

"CyberTruck - 4 out of 5 gangsters recommend it."

Heck no, if they'll pay for I'll charge em.

Notice they use 9mm and 45 ACP. So what about a 5.56?

 

[Tex Koder]

Ah yes.. the Aztec!! Still better looking than cyber truck, AND the vehicle of choice for the coolest geek of all time, Mr Walter White!!

 

[KnowAir]

100% status symbol.

You won't see it at Home Depot picking up a load of gravel.

However, you might see it being stolen and used by a bunch of Home Boys for gun fights in South Central.

"CyberTruck - 4 out of 5 gangsters recommend it."

I was thinking of a homeless gangbang, as seen on "The Other Guys"

 

[Tex Koder]

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This is better looking than the Cybertruck. I'm just saying, IMO and all.

That's just a sick dog..



I'd compare it with at least similar 'devices'...
ex:

 

[305HemiGuy]

I saw one of these on the highway earlier this week. Looked like a movie prop from a 1988 movie about what the future would be like. Definitely stood out, looks like NOTHING else on the road today. It looks bada$$ and hideous at the same time, if that makes sense lol.