Funny Pic Thread - No swearing. No sex. No complaining.

[jym73]

What is this? Predictions for ants?

More readable here : https://xkcd.com/887/

 

[The Bean]

 

[Hammer Down]

Apparently this is the new sourdough king...

I was so hungry, I didn’t realize it wasn’t sourdough until after the first bite.


This is why I don’t go to BK anymore...

 

[Doom!]

Our local BK has gone way south in the last two or three years. About once a year we try again. I'm afraid it's time to give up hope. They used to have good food but thier service has gotten so bad, it's just not worth it.

 

[Hammer Down]

Our local BK has gone way south in the last two or three years. About once a year we try again. I'm afraid it's time to give up hope. They used to have good food but thier service has gotten so bad, it's just not worth it.

Same here, I gave up long ago but today I thought what the heck.. I’d like to try that new sourdough.
What a disappointment!

 

[The Bean]

Dutch frying (Nederlandse frituur) > any fast food chain.
A lot of dutch people get it once every 1-2 weeks!

 

[jkflow]

Several years back they had the 'Mushroom Swiss'burger. What a mess of soggy bun, a blop of gooey sludge aka mushroom sauce and a tasteless slice of swiss cheese. Haven't been back to a BK ever since.

 

[The Bean]

Again, dutch friture is great. Of course, it isn't near as good as BBQ though

 

[arrma_tigger]

Our local BK has gone way south in the last two or three years. About once a year we try again. I'm afraid it's time to give up hope. They used to have good food but thier service has gotten so bad, it's just not worth it.

I go there once every six months .. to remind me why I don't go there. Same with McD's - but I love their fries and sweet tea!

 

[slick2500]

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Our local BK has gone way south in the last two or three years. About once a year we try again. I'm afraid it's time to give up hope. They used to have good food but thier service has gotten so bad, it's just not worth it.

The BK by my work is almost always on top of their stuff, they have only messed up my order twice in the past 7 years, once I ordered a Whopper and got a Whopper Jr and another time I ordered a Whopper with cheese but didn't get any cheese.

To paraphrase Joe Pesci, "Don't ever go up to the drive through, always walk up to the counter. They screw you at the drive through, they screw you at the drive through, they know you are going to be miles away before you find out you got screwed, they know you aren't going to turn around and go back so they don't care."

 

[gotnitro]

 

[Streeter69]

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[slick2500]

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I thought it was Penis Van Lesbian?

 

[gotnitro]

I thought it was Penis Van Lesbian?

Apparently "VAN" triggers snowflakes

 

[slick2500]

Apparently "VAN" triggers snowflakes

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[GamwToInsomnia.gr]

"Pennis Truck Lesbian"!!!
OMG im going to die from laughter!!!!!

 

[slick2500]

Back in the 50's, a man walked into a Hollywood agent's office. He told the agent that he wanted to be a big star and that he wanted the agent to represent him. The agent asked the man's name, to which he proudly replied, "Penis Van Lesbian." Taken aback, the agent said, "If you want to be a big star, you will have to change your name." The man, somewhat offended, told the agent, "The Van Lesbian name goes back centuries and I am very proud of my name! I will never change my name! Ever!" "Then I won't be able to represent you." Said the agent. "Then good day to you, sir!" The man yelled as he stormed out of the office.

Five years later, the agent received a letter along with a check for $50,000, written out to him. He wondered if it was sent to him by mistake until he read the letter.

The letter said,

Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood and you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice..

Sincerely,

peepee Van Dyke

 

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[Dutch]

 

[ItAintAtoy]

I believe this belongs on a bumper-sticker