What's your favorite movie quote?

[Warby]

“If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda p@ssy to drink it.” -Rory Breaker, ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

 

[Just Joe]

You’re a disease and I’m the cure!!
Cobra

 

[Warby]

Ted Striker "Surely you can't be serious"
Rumack “I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.”

 

[Mr9Mojave]

Aliens 2.
Bill Paxton aka Hudson-

"I am ready man..check it out..i am the ultimate bad ass..state of the bad ass art..
You do not want to f#*k with me.."

"Check it out...Hey Ripley..don't worry..
Me and my squad of ultimate bad ass's will protect you."

Quote 2 same movie, same actor-
"We're on the express elevator to hell...going down!"

RIP Bill.

 

[JREEVES]

From My Girl, one unnamed old fart to another at the bingo hall..
"If you weren't two hundred years old I'd kick your wrinkled ass!"

 

[chevys10zr2003]

Men in Black

Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.

 

[Johnny b]

Not a movie quote but from Dave Ramsey, which makes me laugh. "Big hat no cattle"

 

[john 8s]

“ Get busy living or get busy dying”

 

[JREEVES]

“ Get busy living or get busy dying”

Shawshank was great

 

[fstws6]

Say hello to my little friend
Al Pacino Scarface!

 

[Ron Burgandy]

 

[PeighDay]

Pain heals…chicks dig scars…glory last forever.

 

[Jester194]

Blade-some motherf#+ckers always tryin to ice-skate uphill..

 

[Kuchaka]

I’m your Huckleberry. Doc Holiday

Kiss my @ss, kiss his @ss, kiss your @ss, happy Hanukkah. Clark W Griswald Jr.

 

[john 8s]

"Luke, that's your sister."

 

[blaster27]

"When the machine breaks down, we break down. And I can't have that." Army SGT Barns. Apocalypse Now. I lived by that statement at work for over 20 years. And I still do. . I might not have the movie right. Devo was in it.

 

[sumguy75]

Young Guns

Charlie: "Hey Chavez, how come they aint killing us?"

Dirty Steve: "We're in the spirit world a$$hole, they can't see us!"

 

[Ozric]

" A man's got to know his limitations (and of his RC)" Harry Callahan.

 

[blaster27]

Flying in a Helicopter. Machine gun blasting away. "How can you shoot innocent women and children?" Easy you just don't lead em as much, ha ha ha."

 

[Big Sexy]

When "Costello"(Jack Nicholson) from "The Departed" asks one of his colleagues "How's your mother doing?" and the man replys
"She's on her way out", Costello comes back with the line
"WE ALL ARE, ACT ACCORDINGLY."
Great line from a great movie!!!!