What's your favorite movie quote?

[That Guy]

Never trust a fart.

 

[Dutch]

"What music do you play?" "We got both kinds, Country and Western." (Blues Brothers)

 

[john 8s]

Consequences. Every action has reaction. ( The Matrix)

 

[blaster27]

You gonna draw those pistols. or whistle Dixie? Josey Whales.

 

[3x9rtse]

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

That’s a space peanut !
I’m new , I don’t know what to do !
Go practice fallin down , I’ll be right over !
That sh*t will buff out !
It puts the lotion on !!!
Waaaaay many phrases in this movie , one of my all time fav movies !!!

 

[Tex Koder]

"wax on ,wax off" Mr. Miyagi / Pat Morita

 

[Sandracer_NL]

Yesterday I watched The Meg again (getting ready for Meg 2 ):

- We need to find it and kill it.
No. We can't. We should explore non-lethal options first!
- For the meg or for us?

 

[Dutch]

Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

 

[3x9rtse]

I want my 2 dollars !
Gee Ricky, I’m real sorry your mom blew up !

 

[J.Rambo]

Get to da choppa!!

-Arnold

 

[blaster27]

Robert Duvall. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[Hammer Down]

Get to da choppa!!

-Arnold

I thought for sure you’d say some Rambo quote..

 

[blaster27]

Cheech and Chong. Satan stand behind me. F*ck you man. F*ck me? NOOO F*ck you.

 

[Dutch]

Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam. (Uncle Buck)

 

[Smilinbri]

Cheech and Chong. Satan stand behind me. F*ck you man. F*ck me? NOOO F*ck you.

"It's ne Dave. Open up man, I got the stuff"
"Who?"
"It's me Dave!"
"Dave's not here"

 

[blaster27]

Its F*ckin vodka man. Chong in court. Drinking the judges water.

 

[Warby]

It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to.

 

[Smilinbri]

"You're a trash panda"

 

[3x9rtse]

“ The first thing I’m gonna do when we get home , is punch your momma right in the mouth ! “
“ What we’re dealing with here , is a total lack of respect for the law! “
“ There’s no way , no way you can come from my loins ! “

 

[Jchammbone]

Billy: what are you lookin at?
Poe: I was just admiring your cage .

ConAir... one of my all time favorites,
Yeah...farfetched not believable yada yada but lots of great one liners.