Uh not a lot of gas mostly liquid after Taco Bell.Due to the modified GMO agents used in the TB beef mixing with your gut enzymes.. a bioconversion occurs in your large intestine that will produce a concentrated form of VX gas.
So you must be careful where you drop your silent ABs... or it will cause mass SUDS.
The Haymaker:If you need an Extra Boost of gas..
You should ask them to load up Double Servings of pinto beans to your crispy tacos or burrito supremes
Didn't lay on at work today, instead one on my wife's leg in bed.
Titanium screw to hold together my left elbow and titanium screw to hold my left 4th finger to its knuckle.Ti screws in my knee and hand. Ti mesh for my face and eye socket.
My face looks like the Terminator's on X-rays. They called me the Terminator at my Job. Because I look like him in Cop uniform from the first Movie.
Love me some Polish fried cabbage and kelbasa sausage with sour cream and mustard! My intestines, meh, not so much.Cabbage is supposedly extremely healthy for you. Antioxidents and all.
I just can't handle it though. Rips me apart....
Took place on Friday via Zoom. I "attended" with me on the balcony, laptop open, and stogie sticking out of my mouth.
We attend a park resort in the Central Florida Region sometimes twice a year. I hate crying kids, I know I know, wrong place to go!! But when I hear or see an annoying crying kid my radar locks on and I go in for the "crop dusting"!! We play a game and try to guess what the little fuc, uuuummm, I mean the little kids reaction will be and to what thier reaction will be to?, The sound or smell???? The little shi, I mean little kids reactions are the BEST!!!! Especially being 6'2", my fart box usually lines up with the little shi..., the little ones faces!!!!!
Yes!! Farts still make me giggle like a little kid at the immature age of 49!!!!
There's a reason why they say "Crap happens"....No wet shatting allowed....
I did patrol with a partner for some years who would need his constitutional during a tour. He would give a heads up. I would say here's a clean place to stop. He would pass and we would look for another Dunky D's or something. Then during a code 3, light'em up for a job fortwith and I could smell he shat himself.. He did this quite too often for my liking. Like clockwork. It was a problem. And For me.
Those were the days I don't miss. Had guys in cuffs in the back seat and they would be crying in Shat Stink.
Just my partner loved the job so much, he wouldn't take a 15 minute 10-63 personal when needed. Best partner I ever had ironically. He made Sergent. And moved up the ranks
Poor guy had to Retire because he has terminal stomach cancer now. No job is worth that much.