Laid a fart at work today

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MrTitanium

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Engineer pissed me off in a Teams meeting. I walked down to his area and laid a quiet McDonald's Egg McMuffin assbomb and casually walked away. Sadly, he wasn’t alone. Every war has its casualties.
 
Atta boy! 🤣
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Engineer pissed me off in a Teams meeting. I walked down to his area and laid a quiet McDonald's Egg McMuffin assbomb and casually walked away. Sadly, he wasn’t alone. Every war has its casualties.

Sneaky like Stealth Bomber
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We can’t record videos at work, bruh. I don’t work at Walmart.

Not even audio...?
For the reactions from said co-workers..
 
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Engineer pissed me off in a Teams meeting. I walked down to his area and laid a quiet McDonald's Egg McMuffin assbomb and casually walked away. Sadly, he wasn’t alone. Every war has its casualties.
I used to do that to the service reps while they were on the the phone with a customer 🤣
 
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Never try this with Taco Bell or "assbomb" gains a whole new meaning.....

Due to the modified GMO agents used in the TB beef mixing with your gut enzymes.. a bioconversion occurs in your large intestine that will produce a concentrated form of VX gas.
So you must be careful where you drop your silent ABs... or it will cause mass SUDS.
 
Due to the modified GMO agents used in the TB beef mixing with your gut enzymes.. a bioconversion occurs in your large intestine that will produce a concentrated form of VX gas.
So you must be careful where you drop your silent ABs... or it will cause mass SUDS.
Now you have me worried. :unsure: If I fart in the woods, could I start a fire?
 
Now you have me worried. :unsure: If I fart in the woods, could I start a fire?

Only if there's a spark right afterwards..

Then it may cause a wildfire.
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