Laid a fart at work today

[MrTitanium]

Engineer pissed me off in a Teams meeting. I walked down to his area and laid a quiet McDonald's Egg McMuffin assbomb and casually walked away. Sadly, he wasn’t alone. Every war has its casualties.

 

[305HemiGuy]

Atta boy!

 

[Mike'sGN-Kraton]

DO NOT hold back!!!!.... EVER!!!!!!!!! Mike

 

[gotnitro]

Dude. Wtf man. No vid, didn’t happen bruh.


I do enjoy doing that on flights.

 

[Sheed85]

Last time I saved a fart for someone it was the TSA agents at the airport. "Radom inspection my ass", as it happened "randomly" every time. That pat down didn't last long

 

[Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal]

"Egg McMuffin assbomb" LMFAO

 

[MrTitanium]

Dude. Wtf man. No vid, didn’t happen bruh.


I do enjoy doing that on flights.

We can’t record videos at work, bruh. I don’t work at Walmart.

 

[Tex Koder]

Engineer pissed me off in a Teams meeting. I walked down to his area and laid a quiet McDonald's Egg McMuffin assbomb and casually walked away. Sadly, he wasn’t alone. Every war has its casualties.

Sneaky like Stealth Bomber

We can’t record videos at work, bruh. I don’t work at Walmart.

Not even audio...?
For the reactions from said co-workers..

 

[MrTitanium]

Not even audio...?
For the reactions from said co-workers..

No sir. Strictly forbidden. Lots of military intel.

 

[Dutch]

Engineer pissed me off in a Teams meeting. I walked down to his area and laid a quiet McDonald's Egg McMuffin assbomb and casually walked away. Sadly, he wasn’t alone. Every war has its casualties.

I use to do that the service reps while they were on the the phone with a customer

 

[CrashBoom]

DO NOT hold back!!!!.... EVER!!!!!!!!! Mike

Liable to blow out a blood vessel or two in the ol' eyes!

 

[Cheez]

 

[MrTitanium]

I’m 50 years old and still laugh at farts like a little schoolboy. It never gets old, @Dutch

 

[Tex Koder]

I’m 50 years old and still laugh at farts like a little schoolboy. It never gets old, @Dutch

Weaponized natural gas

military version, mark II

 

[gotnitro]

No sir. Strictly forbidden. Lots of military intel.

Military intel? Intel me no more summer fire smoke! The methane dribbling out your balloon knot doesn’t help either. Then go get your shine box.

 

[Greengaunja]

Never try this with Taco Bell or "assbomb" gains a whole new meaning.....

 

[Tex Koder]

Never try this with Taco Bell or "assbomb" gains a whole new meaning.....

Due to the modified GMO agents used in the TB beef mixing with your gut enzymes.. a bioconversion occurs in your large intestine that will produce a concentrated form of VX gas.
So you must be careful where you drop your silent ABs... or it will cause mass SUDS.

 

[Johnny b]

Due to the modified GMO agents used in the TB beef mixing with your gut enzymes.. a bioconversion occurs in your large intestine that will produce a concentrated form of VX gas.
So you must be careful where you drop your silent ABs... or it will cause mass SUDS.

Now you have me worried. If I fart in the woods, could I start a fire?

 

[Tex Koder]

Now you have me worried. If I fart in the woods, could I start a fire?

Only if there's a spark right afterwards..

Then it may cause a wildfire.

 

[Xjeepguy]

This.
Just another reason to love this forum.

My favorite move is cropdusting aisles at Walmart.